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[jijmjr]

Drop it like it's hot

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[jijmjr]

NO! BETTER! He was in a MACUSA meeting trying to argue his case for teleportation trials on muggles and his phone wouldn't stop vibrating in his bag

[quinning]

aflrjfnkermawfe YES

those 800 texts were 40% meant for his sisters, 35% NHL draft updates, and 25% an extensive report on the burrito she was eating at the time

MACUSA should have been g'damn honoured

[quinning]

(he's going to get more accidental and/or bullshit texts over the break.)

("here are ten ways i could take ricardo ramirez in a fight:" each is a different message. then "here are ten ways ricardo ramirez could take ME in a fight:" and there's just one saying "he can't.")