i'm assuming the day quinn got her horrendous cellphone she meant to send a bunch of massive texts to maeve and accidentally sent them to her, lila, and jesse all at once in a group chat. also that she still does this on a regular basis over breaks.
(he's going to get more accidental and/or bullshit texts over the break.)
("here are ten ways i could take ricardo ramirez in a fight:" each is a different message. then "here are ten ways ricardo ramirez could take ME in a fight:" and there's just one saying "he can't.")
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Jesse obviously doesn't check his phone very often and his sisters are too nice to tell Quinn, so he probably came home to like 800 texts
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those 800 texts were 40% meant for his sisters, 35% NHL draft updates, and 25% an extensive report on the burrito she was eating at the time
MACUSA should have been g'damn honoured
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("here are ten ways i could take ricardo ramirez in a fight:" each is a different message. then "here are ten ways ricardo ramirez could take ME in a fight:" and there's just one saying "he can't.")