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[jijmjr]

Drop it like it's hot

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[quinning]

does jesse want to help quinn troll casper? i'ma make a gdoc for real shitty love letters & can share if with you if you want.

[quinning]

i'm assuming the day quinn got her horrendous cellphone she meant to send a bunch of massive texts to maeve and accidentally sent them to her, lila, and jesse all at once in a group chat. also that she still does this on a regular basis over breaks.

[jijmjr]

And now it is so

Jesse obviously doesn't check his phone very often and his sisters are too nice to tell Quinn, so he probably came home to like 800 texts

[jijmjr]

NO! BETTER! He was in a MACUSA meeting trying to argue his case for teleportation trials on muggles and his phone wouldn't stop vibrating in his bag

[quinning]

aflrjfnkermawfe YES

those 800 texts were 40% meant for his sisters, 35% NHL draft updates, and 25% an extensive report on the burrito she was eating at the time

MACUSA should have been g'damn honoured

[duelled]

HEY I don't wanna hassle you TOO much cause I know you're on hiatus but if you want a contrived reason to hang out outside of class here's your opening

also if you're busy now you can backtag me whenever i'm cool for it

(also idk where Cricket's at with the ghost detective stuff but Ivy's gonna try to backwards engineer Calderon-Boot's anonymity charm for the masquerade later in the hopes she can get some info on what he's trying to do w the anon posts if she wants in on that)

[jijmjr]

HASSLE ME AGGRESSIVELY! I have a lot of stuff to backtag, but I am pro- being herded through plot, cuz I love it and I need it.

I'm gonna have Jesse comment on that post, but probz not in the way Ivy would like (sorry!)

Aaaand, speaking of Cricket and Ivy. I've been meaning to mention that Cricket would have apologized in person for snapping at Ivy during Uly's disappearance. I dropped the ball, but lil Miss Perfect would have definitely said her sorrys. That said, she's pretty much done with paranormal hunting. She feels like she may have caused Uly's disappearance by baiting the THiNG. I mean, she is still incorrigibly nosy and will soak up any info, but she's not producing much info these days. Also, she hates the THiNG with a burning passion and wants to fight it.

[duelled]

he better keep a lid on his twin hang ups because if he doesn't she's gonna parent trap him someday

I figured she would have! Ivy wouldn't make a big deal of it because she's clearly also a very codependent and protective sibling and she knows she would've like lost her mind if anything had happened to Laurel. since Ivy's also been laying off it a little, she might still ward Cricket in to her anonymity charm findings if they haven't had the hanging-up-my-ghost-hunting-hat talk

[chryseis]

This masquerade is his absolute worst nightmare. He just wants to kiss a funny girl and the universe is throwing so many wrenches at him



God bless Ivy. Cricket would appreciate a ward. I guess she's not totally hanging up her hat. She's just shifting her hat from 'understanding' to 'destroying.' And I don't think she would have expressed that to Ivy yet, so they can journal about it!

[duelled]

I can't wait for the entire school to go full ghostbusters

[jijmjr]

I LOVE IT AND I'M VERY EXCITED

Cricket thinks y'all fake and wants to burn the Grotto down

[laaurel.insanejournal.com]

ahh but seriously though -- i can retcon the mask if you want? it's probably not too late

[jijmjr]

Noooo! I love it! I mean, as long as you don't mind the possibility of Wilde and Jesse getting mixed up. That's the funniest possible outcome in the world to me.

[laaurel.insanejournal.com]

i don't mind at all! happy to supply some accidental awkwardness c: c: ♥

[gdilevi]

ALEENA, I FOUND A WEBM OF JESSE IN THE SAUNA

[chryseis]

I had high hopes for a video of Miles Teller saying something funny and gifable in a literal sauna

And then.... this

My boyfriend was watching when I opened this and I feel like my explanation of context is still not sitting right

[sheepish]

no, sorry, it's just a naked japanese man sliding around the edge of a tub to eurobeat

[quinning]

wow that's a large picture

[jijmjr]

GODDAMNIT GORD!!!!

[jijmjr]

How long have you been holding onto this?

[jijmjr]

He's doing his very best!

[quinning]

i literally just found it. i was hoping google could provide me with some kind of deniro-style "i'm watching you" fred armisen gif. alas. :(

[quinning]

alex said i could share this because i'm too much of a lazy butt to summarize

[quinning]

(he's going to get more accidental and/or bullshit texts over the break.)

("here are ten ways i could take ricardo ramirez in a fight:" each is a different message. then "here are ten ways ricardo ramirez could take ME in a fight:" and there's just one saying "he can't.")

NO I'M NOT WATCHING WHIPLASH YOU SHUT UP

[quinning]

is splinch break happening or is that on the backburner while jesse has a good time?